let me set the scene for you: 9:30 at night, drizzly and damp, in a college neighborhood. there’s a chubby man in basketball shorts (and nothing else) running down the road. a compatriot, dressed in the same manner, stands in the middle of the turn lane, heedless of the cars driving by, doing really terrible approximations of karate forms.
we drive by. the first shirtless man changes directions and chases us until we turn. the other man continues his topless barefoot karate in the street.
im not serious but what’s the point of like 20 lovers routes in a game if ur gonna make one canon anyway it’s stupid
Atlus Marketing Manager: “Marie seems to be hated by most of our playerbase how do we make her appeal to them when the tsundere act didn’t work??”
Random Atlus Grunt: “Why don’t we give her an actually interesting personality?”
Atlus Marketing Manager: “Lol okay glad we got all the bad ideas out of the way, why not make her the canon romance option for Narukami that way they have no choice.”
holy shit can I steal that blurb and put it in a testimonial that is the best description EVER
only if you credit me as a lyrical wordsmith genius, the voice of a generation
I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.
Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!
I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.
i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through
organize the things you love, like the economy
collaborate in the workplace
share lists, photos, and the means of production
This is why I love Fire Emblem.
Track: "Get Lucky"
Plays: 1,294,733 plays
ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
Today was an exceptional day.