ziegandclaire:

[Claire]: So you hate Kanzas.

[Zieg]: …

[Claire]: And you wouldn’t piss on Skinny if he was on fire.

[Zieg]: …. I wouldn’t put it that-

[Claire]: And while you’re perfectly friendly towards the big guy, you don’t get all flustered like you do whenever Shirley or the little girl pipe up.

[Zieg]: I fail to see your-

[Claire]: You’re kind of all about the ladies, aren’tcha?

This is the most fantastic thing.